Larry Porthole

"The Land of the Lounge Lizards" - VGA


Larry 1 VGA end screen - Click for a larger image

Walkthoughs are always a difficult task to master. They generally impart too much information and/or are written in action format. Neither is great for the adventurer who's stuck and only needs a hint. I've tried to provide a walkthrough that doesn't detract from the plot of the game - after all that is the key element in an adventure.

If you know of an alternative (and better) walkthrough than the one presented here, please let me know.

Walkthrough originally written by Anonymous. The inventory items referred to through Gee, a genuine BowlX At least the time is accurate. the walkthrough are shown as caps from the game complete with descriptive text.

Whenever someone makes a rude comment about your breath, "use spray". Yep, it's your breath spray. If you run out of breath spray, you may always buy more at the convenience store. You have until midnight to complete your mission, so keep checking your watch to make sure you haven't run out of time. Also, remember to pay the cabbie each time you arrive at a destination, or you'll die.

There is a strong odur of petroleum by-products coming from this glass.

Open door. Sit on the empty bar stool. Talk to bartender and order whiskey (1), don't drink it. Go north through doorway. Take rose (1). Talk to the drunk, give him your whiskey (2). Go through door on right.

Read the walls 4 times (2). Use zipper on toilet. Use hand on bowl of toilet (1), stand. Do not flush toilet. Look at sink, take ring (3). Exit bathroom, go south. Operating on the principle of line-of-sight infrared transmission, the remote control baffles you completely. Although it appears to do nothing, aiming it at your groin while rapidly changing channels does make you feel quite silly. Knock on red door. Use password on the door.

Use remote control on tv until pimp is interested (11). Go upstairs. Take candy (2). Open window and exit through it. Walk to the left. Look in dumpster, get hammer (3), exit dumpster, walk to front of Lefty's.

Disco members card. Use hand icon on taxi sign, enter cab, talk to cabby, go to hotel, pay him and get out (1). Buy apple from man in barrel (3), he may appear later. Enter casino. Play blackjack or slot machine until you have a few hundred dollars, save after each win and restore after each lose. Go north, look in ashtray, get card (1). Go right into cabaret. Leave and return until comic is performing. Sit at the bottom right table (1), get up and leave hotel. Take cab to store.

Your wallet contains some wrinkled business cards, lots of notes, some credit cards (which won't work in this game), and $90.00 in cash.

Let's see now... Here's an article about how professional window washers secure themselves to buildings with a rope around their waist... Nah! You flip through the pages until you discover... Mmmm, nice centerfold!! Look at phone (1). Dial 555-6969 (2). Look in wallet and dial Sierra at 209-683-8989 (5). Enter store. Look at magazine rack. Get magazine (1) from front shelf and look at it in inventory (1). Get wine from back shelf (1). Look at sign on counter, use hand icon on it (4). Pay man, leave store. Give wine to bum when you see him (5). Answer phone (5). Walk right, use disco card on bouncer (5).

Candy makes the perfect present.

Enter disco and sit with girl (1). Look at her (1), talk with her until you dance (5), might have to use hand icon on the floor while A rose, is a rose, is a rose. you look at her. Talk with girl. Give her rose (5), talk with her some more, then the candy (5) and finally give her the diamond ring (5). She'll dance with you (non interactive) for a song. When you return back to the seats, talk with here again, offer her money $200 (7) to get married. Go to casino and build up to over $100 (to pay for the ceremony!). Exit and walk right to chapel. Walk in front of man and talk to him (1). Enter chapel (12). Walk to hotel and Your seriously question this wine's heritage. go to 4th floor. Knock on door with heart. Turn on radio (1), talk to Fawn.

After radio announces wine (1), exit the room, down the elevator to the casino, exit casino, hail cab and go to convenience store. When you arrive at the store, use the phone. Dial 555-8039 (5). Once you placed your order for wine, go back to Honeymoon Suite.

Fawn makes a comment about the wine delivery, pour out wine. Touch her, to undress - use zipper on yourself.

5 blades, 7 attachments, 3 screwdrivers, 2 saws, a toothpick, a tweezer, plus MORE... much, MUCH more!!

The screen action is censored for a short while and you get tied to the bed by Fawn before she leaves the room.

Release yourself by using the knife to cut the ribbon (10).

When you gaze deep into the diamond, you seem to hear the sound of wedding bells, and maybe diesel trucks.

Take ribbon(3). Build finances up to at least $50. Go to Lefty's.

These are more fun to use than to look at.

Knock on red door, enter, go upstairs. Use zipper on yourself twice to undress. Use condom on yourself (10). Use zipper on girl (11). Use hand on self to remove condom (1). Go through window.

Use ribbon on self, use ribbon on railing, use hand on window, Even though you only scored in the 28th percentil in your high school's National Mechanical Aptitude Test, you're fairly certain this is a hammer. You know, with this ribbon, a guy could really tie one on! use hammer on window, use hand on pills (8). Use hand on railing, walk left twice, get out of dumpster, walk to in front of Lefty's.

Go to hotel, go to 8th floor. Talk to girl several times. Use pills on her (5). She'll run off so look at desk, push button (5).

Enter elevator, go around Even though a portion of the label is missing, you can still make out the letters 'nish' and 'FI.' partition to right. Open closet (5). Look at doll. Use mouth icon on doll (5). Use zipper on doll twice (8).

The Red Delicious is not sutable for your Granny Smith, but someone else might find it appropriate.

Follow doll out of bedroom on to rooftop. Look at girl, talk to girl until she invites you in the water. Use zipper icon on your self. Give her apple (15). Fireworks (25).

Congratulations for completing Larry's quest!